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alien vs. predator
score: 2
2004, 100 min
 
This movie contains: aliens, predators, Spud from Trainspotting, some pretty entertaining fight scenes, what seems like the beginning of a love story between the female lead and a predator, a worse approximation of archaeology than even Tomb Raider, Lance Henriksen, and one penguin.
 
This movie does not contain: character development, believability, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Sigourney Weaver, Jesse Ventura, any memorable lines, aside from Spud anything resembling an actor or a performance.
 
It's like if you took the indie credibility away from Cube and added aliens and predators.
 
scale
8: 10 best movies ever made
7: Absolute classic
6: See it a couple times, consider buying it
5: Good, entertaining and memorable
4: Adequate 1 - Entertaining
3: Adequate 2 - Entertaining but generic
2: Adequate 3 - Entertaining but generic and stupid
1: Bad, not entertaining
0: Shoot the moon. So bad it's good.
-1: Worse than that.
 
cast
Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova, Lance Henriksen, Ewen Bremner, Colin Salmon. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
 
reviewed by pat.
 
 
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